That time of year is here... Break-Up Season!

No time like Christmas and a looming new year to send you into reflection time. Find a nice quiet corner and silently brood over the many reasons why the SOB doesn't deserve you. This is for the girls... guys you don't seem to need any help, y'all just bounce.

Is he nagging you obsessively, possessively annoying? Boring the skittles out of your hands? Using the recession as the excuse for inexcusable cheapness? Started wearing clothes tighter than yours? You think, in fact you know you can do better? Even all by yourself? If you answered yes to more than one of the above questions, with increased exclamation throughout; you need to get rid of the problem sooner rather than later, least frustration has you blurting out in bed Christmas Morning "I wanna break up." (Heaven forbid, before you get your present... but sort of ok if you already got it and it sucked.)

·Nag excessively - a no-brainer really. Guys love hearing that whiny tone, just kick it up a notch

·Argue constantly. This is different from nagging, which can sometimes be interpreted as cute. Argue about anything, blame him for everything from horrible weather to the traffic.

·Do the things he hates most. Leave the toothpaste cap off, iron his trousers with two seams, scratch your throat making that disgusting noise.

·Accuse him of frivolous stuff. Being a miser, a petty shoplifter, a hoarder, a pothead.

·Treat him like a retard. Speak slowly, repeat the stuff, break that ego.

·Be selfish... especially in bed. But feel free to grab the last slice, knock him over it's necessary. Wrangling it from his surprised grasp is perfectly ok too.

·Thrash talk his mom. Maybe from a distance, this gets drastically different reactions depending on degree of loyalty to moms.

·Be late. Later than usual

·Stop dressing up, jeans is totally ok to almost anywhere in Trinidad anyways Don't answer calls. And later provide super lame alibis... that's right, build that distrust.

·Accuse of cheating. Sleeping with the fat triple chinned lady across the road and his boss's teenage niece (do this last, this could well be the trump card.)

Important Note - Christmas around the corner:

No one to buy you that super expensive present, stuck in the $200-$500 friend bracket.You're gonna be alone; especially sexually (most importantly). Has Christmas ever felt so cold?...You already have someone already lined up... don't you? Tsk, cheating's never cool.